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       Alice says to the Boss, "Here's the analysis you asked for . . . I
       worked all night."   Alice continues, "But you said this was vital for
       your meeting today so I know it was worth the effort."   The Boss sits
       at his desk reading the report.  He says, "This is excellent work,
       Alice."   Alice closes her eyes and thinks, "A rare compliment; it was
       all worthwhile."   As Alice walks away the Boss says, "I'll use it as
       backup material."   Alice says angrily, "Backup?!!  Nobody looks at
       backup material!"   Alice says, "I'm going to grab your pointy hair,
       yank you out of that cheap suit and fling your naked body down the
       hall."   The Boss lies in the hall with no clothes on.  Wally says,
       "She's always irritable the week before her performance review cycle."
        Dilbert says, "Her distance improved this year."
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