Dilbert - 1996-03-17 - 
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       Dogbert sits on the couch backrest.  Dilbert says, "I have an ethical
       question, Dogbert."  Dogbert replies, "I'm here to help."   Dilbert
       asks, "Is it better to give customers a low quality product in a
       timely fashion . . ."   Dilbert continues, "Or is it better to lie
       about product availability until the bugs are fixed?"   Dogbert snaps
       his paw and replies, "I will need my assistant, Ratbert, to address
       your ethical question."   Ratbert stands next to Dogbert on the
       backrest.  Dogbert says, "Let's say Ratbert is a trusting and innocent
       customer."   Dogbert slaps Ratbert on the back and says, "Suppose
       somebody abuses his trust like this . . ."   Ratbert falls between the
       couch cushions.  Dilbert sits with his leg crossed under him and looks
       at Ratbert.   Dilbert asks, "How does this relate to my situation?" 
       Dogbert replies, "To be honest, I wasn't listening to you."
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