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       The panel is titled, "Mysteries Revealed."  Dogbert asks, "How do
       ceiling tiles get damaged?"   The caption says, "It begins with a
       lowly engineer who makes a technology decision."  Dilbert sits at his
       desk humming.   The caption says, "The engineer writes up his
       recommendation."  Dilbert hands the Boss a report and says, "Ten
       pages."   The caption says, "The Boss summarizes it for the executive
       director."  The Boss hands the director a document and says, "One-page
       summary."   The caption says, "The executive director summarizes it
       for the vice president."  The executive puts a transparency on the
       overhead projector and says, "Three bullet points . . ."   The caption
       says, "The VP summarizes it for the president."  The VP says, "Nice
       necktie."  The president replies, "Thanks.  Have some stock options." 
        The caption says, "The president sees a CNN report and makes a
       technology decision."  The president sits in a chair watching
       television with his feet resting on the VP's back.  A newscaster says,
       "Interactive holographs are hot!"  The president says, "Get me some of
       that!"   The caption says, "The engineer is assigned to justify the
       president's technology decision."  Dilbert's feet hang from the
       ceiling and he says, "Ouch."  The Boss thinks, "He took that well."
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