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       Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table reading documents.  Dilbert says,
       "I have to turn this fifty-page proposal into a one-paragraph
       executive summary for our CEO.  It's impossible."  Dogbert responds,
       "Simple."   Dogbert says, "How about 'give us three million dollars so
       we can buy cool technology, pump up our resumes and escape this
       festering boil you call a company?'"   Dilbert says, "I feel obligated
       to say something about our customers."  Dogbert says, "How about 'I'm
       glad I'm not one of them.'"
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