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       The Boss tells Dilbert, "I want you to interview the new candidate for
       engineering.  Don't reveal any ugly truths."   Dilbert and a woman sit
       at a conference table.  Dilbert says, "At this company we're dedicated
       to the principle of employee empowerment, Jennifer."   Jennifer asks,
       "The 'principle of employee empowerment'?"   Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh." 
       Jennifer asks, "Why would you have a special phrase for something like
       that?"   Jennifer continues, "If you could really make decisions on
       your own it would never occur to you to invent a phrase for it."  
       Dilbert thinks, "My shields are down . . . A hull breach is imminent .