Dilbert - 1996-02-25 - 
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       Dilbert sits on the couch and Dogbert sits on the armrest.  Dilbert
       says, "I'm embarrassed to work at my company, Dogbert."   Dilbert
       continues, "We can't even pay a simple invoice in less than six
       months."   Dilbert continues, "First it comes to our mail room for
       aging."  Two men stand in a pile of mail.  One says, "Do we like
       Dilbert?"  The other man replies, "Bad haircut.  Penalty box."  
       Dilbert continues, "Months later it gets to our department secretary."
        Dilbert says to the secretary, "It's urgent."  She replies, "I'll
       start ignoring it immediately."   Dilbert continues, "Eventually my
       boss gets it.  He uses it to demonstrate his inability to grasp the
       concept of time."  The Boss says, "Let's get some more bids."  Dilbert
       replies, "That was the PAST.  This is the PRESENT."   Dilbert
       continues, "If it makes it to the accounts payable group, it will be
       eaten by trolls."  A troll says, "No, thanks.  I'm full."  Another
       troll takes a bite out of the invoice and says, "Just a taste."  
       Dilbert asks Dogbert, "How would you protect your reputation if you
       were associated with something so pathetic?"   Dogbert replies, "I'd
       tell everybody that the doofy guy is my butler.  Hypothetically."
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