Dilbert - 1996-02-18 -
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Dilbert and the Boss sit at a conference table. Dilbert works on a
laptop connected to an overhead projector. Dilbert says, "Here's my
project time line." Dilbert points to a diagram and says, "The
'work' portion will take one week." Dilbert continues, "I'll spend
three weeks meeting with people whom you send to me because you don't
feel like talking to them yourself." Dilbert continues, "I'll spend
eight weeks getting competitive bids from companies that I know I
won't select." Dilbert continues, ". . . Six weeks to get the wisdom
and approval of executives who are too busy to understand the issues."
Dilbert says, "During that time you will randomly reorganize the
department and cut my funding." Dilbert points to a picture of a man
jumping out of a building window. Dilbert continues, "In the final
phase I leap to my death, a bitter and broken shell of a man." The
Boss asks, "Is there some sort of manager thing I should be doing
now?" Dilbert replies, "If I time my leap right you'll just be
leaving the building."
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