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       Dilbert sits on the couch with his knees bent.  He hands a document to
       Dogbert and says, "Look at the agreement my company is forcing us to
       sign.  They claim the rights to any idea an employee ever has."  
       Dilbert looks at the document and says, "No problem.  Just retype it
       with a few strategic omissions and sign it.  They can't proofread
       every one."   Dilbert asks, "Wouldn't that be dishonest?"  Dogbert
       replies, "Maybe you could just show them some of your ideas and they'd
       grant a waiver."
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