Dilbert - 1996-02-11 -
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Dilbert and Dogbert walk through the park. Dogbert says, "Simple
molecules combine to make powerful chemicals . . ." Dogbert
continues, "Simple cells combine to make powerful lifeforms."
Dogbert continues, "Simple electronics combine to make powerful
computers." Dogbert continues, "Logically, all things are created by
a combination of simpler, less capable components." Dilbert lifts
Dogbert onto a rock. Dogbert continues, "Therefore, a supreme being
must be our FUTURE, not our origin!" Dogbert says, "What if 'God' is
the consciousness that will be created when enough of us are connected
by the Internet?!!" Dilbert says, "That would certainly limit the
types of files I download. I wonder what it would do to response
times." Dogbert says, "It's so nice to spend time alone with my
thoughts." Dilbert says, "My web browser would FLY!"
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