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       Dilbert follows the Boss into his office and says, "I told you this
       project would take a year.  But on my objectives you say I must have
       it done in three months."   Dilbert continues, "Which of these reasons
       best describes why: A. You have great confidence in me.  B. You think
       I padded my estimate.  C. You hate my guts."   The Boss responds, "We
       don't really need the project.  It's just a way to keep raises low." 
       Dilbert says, "I just felt a little dip in my motivation."
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