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       The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "The company announced a new compensation plan today. 
       Bonuses will be paid only to the top ten percent of the employees."  
       The Boss continues, "In related news, 89% of the employees
       resigned in bitter disgust.  The top ten percent also left, realizing
       they could get better jobs elsewhere."   The Boss concludes, "This
       could have an impact on those of you who remain."  Wally asks, "We get
       the bonuses?"
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