Dilbert - 1996-01-21 -
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Catbert stands at his desk. He says, "Hee hee! This is my most
diabolical work yet as director of human resources." Catbert
continues, "Thanks to e-mail I can play with hundreds of employees at
once!" Dilbert sits at his desk thinking, "Uh-oh . . . A message
from the evil Mister Catbert." The message says, "In order to reduce
our janitorial expenses . . ." Alice thinks, "That's a phrase you
don't want to see." Wally reads, "Every engineer will be required to
strap a broom to his or her . . ." Wally walks down the hall with a
broom attached to his back. Wally and Dilbert stand outside a
conference room. Wally says to Dilbert, "On the positive side,
marketing invites us to a lot more meetings now." A man inside the
room says, "Five minutes; we're still eating cookies."
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