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       Wally follows the Boss and says, "We need to have a little talk . . ."
         Wally continues, "You told me to finish my project in a week but
       it's taken two months."   Wally continues, "This doesn't look good for
       your ability to estimate resource requirements."   The Boss sits at
       his desk.  Wally continues, "Frankly, it's not much of an endorsement
       of your leadership either.  I was uninspired the whole time."   Wally
       continues, "And don't even get me started about your incompetence at
       budgeting.  I spent WAY more than you predicted!"   Wally pretends to
       strangle himself as he says, "Your incessant demands for status
       reports were like a rope that strangled my productivity!"   Wally
       continues, "Bottom line, your performance did NOT meet my
       expectations."   Wally's clothes are disheveled and his glasses are
       bent,  Dilbert says, "So, Wally, do you still think the best defense
       is a good offense?"  Wally replies, "It seemed like such a good idea."
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