Dilbert - 1996-01-07 - 
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 (IMG) 1996-01-07
       Dilbert sits at his desk thinking, "Why do I have a feeling of
       impending doom?"  The Boss peeks into Dilbert's cubicle.   The Boss
       says, "Good news!"  Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh."   The Boss says, "You
       won't have to spend another lonely day in this tiny cubicle."  
       Dilbert asks, "I'm getting an office?"  The Boss replies, "Better! 
       You're getting a roommate!"   Dilbert shouts, "Why???  We've got
       plenty of empty cubicles!  Our company owns the whole building!"   The
       Boss says, "The finance department charges my budget for the square
       footage we use."   Dilbert looks over the cubicle wall and says to the
       Boss, "It's a false savings!  You're hurting the company!"  The Boss
       walks away thinking, "All I hear is a faint buzzing."   Dilbert sits
       at his desk thinking, "Oh, well.  How bad could it be?"  A man wearing
       a cowboy hat and carrying a can of beans and a radio says, "I hope you
       like baked beans and square-dancing as much as I do!"
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