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       Dilbert and Wally sit at a table.  The Boss enters the room and says,
       "I've got an idea!"  Dilbert and Wally think, "We're doomed."   The
       Boss asks, "Why can't we run our inventory database over our e-mail
       system?"   Dilbert thinks, "Fact: that is the stupidest idea in the
       universe."   Wally thinks, "Fact: his comprehension is so limited that
       debate is futile."   Dilbert and Wally both think, "Fact: we could
       spend hours unsuccessfully explaining why it's a stupid idea."  
       Dilbert and Wally think, "Fact: he would never know if we used his
       idea or not."   Dilbert says, "No problem."  Wally says, "We'll get
       right on it."  The Boss walks away thinking, "My work is done."  
       Wally tells Dilbert, "Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used
       for good or evil."  Dilbert adds, "And you don't want to get any on
       you."
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