Dilbert - 1995-12-17 - 
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       The Boss, Alice, Wally and Dilbert sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "Alice, our records show that you haven't taken a vacation
       all year."   The Boss continues, "Company policy requires you to use
       your vacation days."   Alice says, "How??  You told me to work seven
       days a week to prepare the project for your boss's year-end review."  
       Alice asks, "Do you want me to meet the artificial project target or
       the artificial vacation target?"   Alice stands up and screams,
       "Hello!!!  These are mutually exclusive goals!!!  Hello!!!"   Alice
       says, "Ooh . . . Sorry, I usually just think that last part in silent
       frustration."   The Boss says, "Moving right along . . . Kudos to
       Wally for using all of his vacation days ahead of schedule."   Alice
       looks furious.  Wally says, "Get over it, Alice.  We can't all be
       superstars."
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