Dilbert - 1995-12-10 - 
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       A bald man says into the telephone, "Hello, is this the 'Help Desk'?" 
        Dogbert wears a headset and sits at a computer.  He replies, "No,
       that group got reengineered out of existence."   Dogbert continues,
       "I'm the new 'No Help Whatsoever Desk.'  My job is to make sure you
       never call again."   The man asks, "Can you tell me how to make a pie
       chart?"   Dogbert replies, "Crush your computer into small chunks, add
       flour and bake one hour."   Dogbert continues, "While you're waiting,
       read the free novel we sent you.  It's a Spanish story about a guy
       named 'Manual.'"   Dogbert continues, "Repeat the process until you
       get the desired result."   The man sits next to an oven reading an
       instruction manual.  He thinks, "This lost a LOT in the translation."
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