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       The Boss, Catbert, Dilbert, Alice and Wally sit at a conference table.
        The Boss says, "Mister Catbert will explain our new 'total
       compensation plan' for excellence."   Catbert says, "We no longer view
       compensation in the narrow terms of salary alone."   Dilbert, Alice
       and Wally think, "Danger!  Danger!"   Catbert continues, "If employee
       benefits go up, then salaries can go down and it all balances out."  
       Catbert lies on the table and says, "For example, did you know you
       could lower your blood pressure by rubbing my soft, furry belly?"  
       Alice says, "It might be a trick!"  Wally thinks, "What's the worst
       thing that could happen?"   Wally rubs Catbert's stomach and Catbert
       shouts, "Ha ha ha!!!  It's a health benefit!  Now I'll cut everybody's
       salary!"   Dilbert, Alice and Wally look shocked and their hair and
       clothing is disheveled.  Dilbert says, "I've noticed that the more
       health benefits I get, the worse I feel."
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