Dilbert - 1995-11-05 -
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Dilbert stands in front of the Boss's desk and says, "I worked all
night but I finished the presentation package you wanted." The Boss
looks at a transparency and says, "Put the presentation date on each
page." Dilbert says, "Those are color transparencies. It would take
hours and cost hundreds of dollars to reprint them." Dilbert
continues, "There's no reason to date them. In fact, it would limit
future use and clutter the page." Dilbert continues, "But since
you're incapable of admitting error . . ." Dilbert bows and
continues, "I eagerly await your bizarre, other-worldly explanation
for putting the date on each page." The Boss says, "Some people
might not have calendars and we have to make sure it's not a holiday."
There is an explosion. A cloud of smoke hovers where Dilbert's head
should be. Dilbert says, "Ouch. My brain exploded." The Boss says,
"The first presentation is February 30th . . ."
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