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       Dilbert asks a secretary, "Helen, do you have any staples in the
       supply cabinet?"   Helen replies, "No, I only stock the basics: cheap
       pens with green ink, big jars of glue and ribbons for obsolete
       printers."   Dilbert asks, "Could you order some staples?"  Helen
       says, "You need to give me the order number."   Dilbert says, "Okay. 
       Can I see your supply catalog?"  Helen replies, "Wally borrowed it."  
       Dilbert covers his eyes and sobs.  The phone rings and Helen says,
       "I'd better get that; it might be personal."   Dilbert stands in the
       doorway and says, "Wally, do you have the . . ."  Wally interrupts, "I
       need your help with this.  Pull up a chair."   Alice appears and says,
       "I need both of you to come talk to a vendor that we'll never use."  
       Dilbert arrives at home and tells Dogbert, "Thanks to teamwork, I
       almost stapled something today."  Dogbert says, "I'm so proud to know
       you."
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