Dilbert - 1995-10-03 -
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A man reads Dogbert's resume and asks him, "Your resume doesn't list
any experience as a jet pilot, Mister Dogbert." Dogbert says, "How
hard could it be?" Dogbert continues, "You could spend a lot of
money on some pretty boy pilot with experience, or you can save a few
bucks and have ME drive the corporate jet." The man says, "I AM
under a lot of budget pressure . . . And I'm not allowed on the jet
myself . . ." Dogbert asks, "It has a pilot eject seat, right?"
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