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       Dilbert wears a suit and holds a briefcase.  He says, "Wish me luck,
       Dogbert."  Dogbert asks, "If you get more luck, wouldn't there be less
       luck available for me?"   A woman at a desk looks at Dilbert's
       application and says, "For 'desired salary' you wrote 'one million
       dollars.'"   Dilbert says, "Yes, thanks for asking."   The woman says,
       "Perhaps the question is misleading.  The application should have
       asked what salary you EXPECT."   Dilbert replies, "Oh . . . Well, I
       expect you'll hire somebody more qualified and my salary will remain
       unchanged."   The woman says, "No, too honest.  I'm looking for
       something CLOSE to reality, with maybe twenty-percent fantasy layered
       on top."   Dilbert replies, "Okay . . . I'd like a fifteen-percent
       raise and a little shoulder massage."   Back at home, Dilbert asks
       Dogbert, "Why does it seem that I'm the only honest guy on earth?" 
       Dogbert replies, "Your type tends not to reproduce."
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