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       Dogbert hands a document to the Boss and says, "Here are the results
       of my ISO 9000 audit of your company."   Dogbert continues, "Your
       employees are largely untrained and - I couldn't help notice - fairly
       unattractive."   Dogbert continues, "However, they are also highly
       skilled liars, so you passed the audit easily."  The Boss raises his
       arm in the air and shouts, "We succeed where it counts!!!"
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