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       Dogbert says to Alice, "I've been hired by your company to perform an
       ISO 9000 audit."   Looking at his laptop PC, Dogbert says, "Basically,
       you give me money and I tell you that you're a bunch of dolts.  It's
       the perfect job for me."   Dogbert continues, "Tell me what you do
       here, Alice, if that's your real name."  Alice replies, "I'm an
       engineer.  I make slides that people can't read.  Sometimes I eat
       donuts."
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