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       Dilbert says, "I have to take a contract to our company lawyer.  I
       need your help, Dogbert."   Dilbert and Dogbert sit in front of a
       lawyer's desk.  Dilbert says, "Please review this contract.  I need it
       today."   The attorney replies, "Give me all of your copies plus the
       original then go away."   Dogbert screams, "Don't do it!  He plans to
       lose them!!"  Dilbert says, "Good dog!"  The lawyer says, "Dang!"  
       The lawyer looks at the contract and says, "I can't approve this. 
       Somebody might sue us for no good reason."   Dilbert says to Dogbert,
       "That's true with any contract.  Isn't he using absurd logic?" 
       Dogbert replies, "Let's find out."   Dogbert stands on his chair and
       shouts, "Approve the contract now or I'll sue you for obstruction of
       dogs!!"  The lawyer says, "Okay okay."   Dilbert says, "Wow."  Dogbert
       says, "The great thing about absurd logic is that it fits any
       situation."
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