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       Dilbert sits at his desk with a telephone in his hand.  A voice on the
       phone says, "Press 'One' for sales.  Press 'Two' in a hopeless effort
       to get technical support."  Dilbert presses "2."   The voice on the
       phone continues, "Press 'One' for answers to questions you don't have.
        Press 'Two' if you're gullible and optimistic."  Dilbert presses "2."
         The voice on the phone says, "Press 'Two' if you're willing to buy
       something just so you can talk to a human being . . ."  Dilbert puts
       the phone on the desk and raises a mallet to strike it.
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