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       Dilbert, Wally and a woman from marketing sit at a conference table. 
       The woman sits in front of a computer and says, "It's time for
       marketing to put the glitter on this software you've created."   She
       continues, "With my guidance this will become the premier data backup
       software!"   Wally says, "Bear in mind that we said it would take six
       months to write it."  Dilbert says, "You only gave us a month."   The
       woman says, "We'll fix the bugs in the next release.  Tell me about
       the features."   Wally says, "At this point, all it does is erase your
       disk drive."  Dilbert adds, "Unless you're on a network."   The woman
       asks, "What happens if you're on a network?"  Wally replies, "It
       erases everybody's disk drives."   Wally continues, "And heaven help
       you if you have a modem . . ."  Dilbert says, "It calls all your
       friends and erases their PCs."   The woman says, "We'll call it
       'QuikProtect.'"  Dilbert adds, "If you have a sound card it swears at
       you."
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