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       The Boss introduces a man to Dilbert and Wally.  The Boss says, "We
       just hired Jack away from our competitor.  He was their best manager."
         The Boss continues, "Jack will be in charge of project 'Goosefood.'"
         The Boss continues, "I'd like you two to brief Jack on the project."
         Jack, Dilbert and Wally sit at a conference table.  Dilbert says,
       "Project 'Goosefood' has no budget and no management support."   Wally
       says, "Your job is to build a global information network in two
       weeks."   Dilbert says, "Failure is certain.  Soon you will leave the
       industry in disgrace."   Wally adds, ". . . Just like the other 'best
       managers' we hired from our competitors."   Jack says, "Just our of
       curiosity, how did the project get its name?"  Wally replies, "Let's
       just say that you're the goose food . . ."
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