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       Alice sits at her desk with her back to Wally. Wally asks, "Alice, I'm
       thinking about quitting and becoming a contract employee.  Do you have
       any advice?"   Alice replies, "Sleep in doorways so it doesn't rain on
       you.  The best shopping carts are at 'Lucky.'  You can make an
       excellent sign with black marking pen and a hunk of cardboard."  
       Wally walks away from Alice's cubicle and says, "I hate all of my
       co-workers."  Alice says, "Despite the name, food stamps are NOT
       edible."
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