Dilbert - 1995-09-03 -
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Dilbert sits at his desk in his bathrobe. Dogbert says, "My laptop PC
keeps freezing up. Come take a look at it." Dilbert replies, "I'm
telecommuting, Dogbert. I can't be distracted by home projects."
Dilbert says, "Don't come another step closer. This is my virtual
cubicle, within which I can not be disturbed." Dilbert spreads his
arms and continues, "These invisible walls form a cone of productivity
around me." Dilbert continues, "Within this zone I am a dedicated
employee, totally focused on the corporate vision." Dilbert
continues, "Nothing can distract me from my firm commitment to the
work-at-home principle." Dogbert says, "Fine. I think I'll set the
couch on fire." Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table working on a
laptop. Dogbert says, "Another victory for the distractor!" Dilbert
says, "I swear, someday principle will win!"
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