Dilbert - 1995-08-20 - 
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       The Boss walks by and Dilbert says to him, "Please don't promise the
       product manager more than we can deliver."   The product manager says
       to the Boss, "We need a totally new software interface in one month." 
       The Boss replies, "You got it!"   The woman continues, "And rewrite
       the operating system so we dominate the industry."  The Boss says,
       "Concurrent development.  Check."   The woman thinks, "Suddenly I feel
       omnipotent."   She stands up and says, "I want all new hardware,
       anti-gravity packaging, holographic agents . . ."  The Boss yawns.  
       The manager asks, "Can your team really do that in a month?"  The Boss
       replies, "Let me get their reaction."   The Boss shows Wally a
       document.  Wally screams and his skull pops out of his mouth.   Wally
       lies on the floor twitching.  The Boss says, "Pessimism will not look
       good on your permformance review."
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