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       The Boss stands in front of a conference table with an overhead
       projector on it.  He points to a diagram and says, "My plan is to make
       you a self-directed team."   Alice, Dilbert and Wally are at the
       table.  The Boss continues, "After a few team meetings, the disrespect
       you have for each other will fester and grow into full-blown
       loathing."   The Boss adds, "You'll BEG me to micro-manage you!!  Ha
       ha ha!!"  Wally comments, "It actually feels good to have a plan."
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