Dilbert - 1995-08-06 -
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Dilbert lies on a couch in a psychiatrist's office. The therapist
asks, "When did you start believing that your boss was an evil entity
from another dimension?" Dilbert imagines the Boss telling him, "I'd
like to sit in on your customer meeting." Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh."
The Boss, Dilbert and a woman sit at a conference table. The Boss
says, "Let me share the high level strategic view." Dilbert thinks,
"Here we go." The Boss spreads his arms and says, "Life began in the
primordial stew literally hundreds of years ago . . ." The Boss
continues, "But we are the only company who ever found synergies in
our win-win solutions!" The caption says, "Two hours later." The
Boss says, "And we won't sop until we delight every customer!" The
woman looks shocked and Dilbert covers his eyes. The customer says,
"I'd be delighted if you just told me about your new Internet access
product." The Boss replies, "I cancelled the funding yesterday."
The Boss stands up and says, "Who's up for a tour of our cubicles?"
Dilbert says, "Gotta go."
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