Dilbert - 1995-07-30 -
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Dilbert sits at his desk. Wally stands behind him and says, "Our new
VP says he has an 'open door policy.' Let's check it out." Wally
and Dilbert peer into the VP's office. Dilbert says, "Knock knock."
Dilbert says, "Hi ho. Nothing important. We just wanted to drop in."
The VP sits at his desk reading a document. Wally says, "This open
door policy is great. Our last VP was aloof." Dilbert asks, "Are
those sourballs?" Wally says, "Look at the furniture in here!"
Dilbert stuffs candy into his mouth and says, "I call couch!" The VP
asks, "Is there something I can do for you?" Dilbert lies on a couch
and says, "Well . . . Sometimes our cubicles are too hot." Wally sits
in a chair and adds, "Could you have somebody look into it?" Dilbert
and Wally leave the office looking frightened. Dilbert says, "Boy,
those sourballs sure lull you into a false sense of security." Wally
says, "The man is like a huge insincere spider."
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