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       Alice sits at her desk.  Wally enters and says, "I had a few
       suggestions on your document, Alice."   Wally bangs his head on her
       monitor.  Alice says, "Thanks."   The Boss approaches Alice's desk and
       says, "I've made some upgrades to your document, Alice."   Alice looks
       at the paper and says, "That's just what it needed: a bunch of obtuse
       acronyms and jargon."   Alice continues, "Oooh, looky!  You've also
       made elegant multi-topic sentences out of my stubby clear ones!"   The
       Boss replies, "Thank you.  And put me down as the author since I'm the
       boss."   Alice says, "Maybe I should distribute little plastic statues
       of you with every copy.  How about that?"   Alice hands Dilbert a
       statue and a document and says, "Here's your copy, here's your statue,
       don't ask."  Dilbert says, "Our quality is low, but at least we don't
       get credit."
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