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       The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "I've decided to make some changes to our corporate
       culture."   Wally says, "Let me guess what that means."   Wally
       continues, "We'll work longer hours without extra pay . . ."   Wally
       continues, "Your management style will remain exactly the same because
       Lord knows there's no need for YOU to change."   Dilbert adds, "We'll
       start calling ourselves a 'team' so it doesn't seem like work!"  
       Alice covers her eyes and says, "I predict there will be vapid slogans
       printed on notepads, and maybe some useless meetings."  Dilbert says,
       "She's psychic!"   Dilbert asks, "Is is just me or is the culture
       already changing?"  Wally shouts, "I feel it!  We're changing!"  
       Wally looks at the agenda and asks, "What's next on the fad menu?" 
       The Boss thinks, "I wonder if it's too late to rule by fear."
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