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       The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, I want you to benchmark these
       world-class companies.  Find out how we compare."   Alice responds,
       "I'm betting they don't make verbs out of nouns.  And I'll bet they
       don't assign engineers to do field research."   Alice talks on the
       phone in her office.  She asks, "Do you guys have any pointy-haired
       idiots running your place? . . . Would you like one?"
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