Dilbert - 1995-06-18 -
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Dilbert sits at his desk next to Dogbert. Ratbert enters and says,
"I've been invited to be a guest on 'Crossfire' on CNN." Ratbert
says, "I'm the only creature on earth who hasn't already been on
television." Ratbert asks, "Can you teach me how to debate on
television, Dogbert?" Dogbert replies, "Okay." Dogbert says,
"First, Ratbert, assume everybody has the same desires and experiences
as you." Ratbert touches his head and says, "Absorb absorb."
Dogbert continues, "Therefore, if they disagree with you they must be
stupid." Dilbert says, "I think you're over-simplifying, Dogbert."
Dogbert asks, "What was that opinion, Ratbert?" Ratbert replies,
"Stupid!" Dogbert says, "You're ready for 'Crossfire,' Ratbert."
Ratbert says, "I usually like the same movies as the fat one."
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