Dilbert - 1995-06-11 -
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An instructor stands at the front of a room and says, "Let's go around
the circle and share what we learned in the three-day workshop."
Wally, Dilbert and Alice sit together. Wally says, "At first I
thought it was a waste of our training budget . . ." Wally says,
"Then you asked us to form teams and make paper airplanes while
blindfolded . . ." Wally turns to Dilbert and says, "I don't know if
it was because of the darkness or the way we shared our thoughts about
flight . . ." Wally says, "But suddenly I found unconditional love
for my co-workers. Be they accountants, be they marketeers or be they
secretaries." Wally stands on his chair and says, "As a result, I've
become a competitive lion, eager to pounce on my workload and increase
stockholder values!!" The instructor says, "Thank you, Wally.
Dilbert, what did you learn?" Dilbert says, "I learned that you
shouldn't put a little eraser-pilot in your paper airplane." Wally
says, "Somebody needs a group hug."
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