Dilbert - 1995-06-06 - 
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       The Boss, Wally, Dilbert, Dogbert and Alice sit around a conference
       table.  The Boss says, "I hired renowned psychologist Dogbert to help
       us achieve peak performance in teamwork."   Dogbert says, "Peak
       performance is somewhat relative.  You're a highly dysfunctional team,
       so we must set realistic goals."   The Boss asks, "What would be a
       realistic goal for us?"  Dogbert answers, "I think I can postpone
       cannibalism."
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