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       The Boss enters Dilbert's cubicle and says, "I'm putting you in charge
       of project 'BIFF.'"   The Boss says "'BIFF' stands for 'Big
       Improvements For Free.'"   The Boss says, "Your job is to recommend
       ways to increase profits without spending money or changing anything."
         Dilbert says, "You have to spend money to make money."  The Boss
       says, "If we HAD money to spend we wouldn't need to MAKE money.  Duh."
         Dilbert says, "The point is that you can make MORE money than you
       spend."   The Boss says, "I'm not following your so-called 'point.'"  
       The Boss says, "Logically, anything I don't understand is unimportant.
        Have your report tomorrow."   The Boss sits at his desk, holding
       Dilbert's report.  The Boss says, "So, you recommend . . . Replacing
       all managers with lava lamps."  Dilbert reaches into his pocket and
       says, "Here's a few bucks for the lava lamps."
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