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       Dogbert sits in Dilbert's office with a laptop balanced on his lap. 
       He says to Dilbert, "Tell me your greatest accomplishments at work. 
       I'll use that to hype you up with your boss so you get a big raise."  
       Dilbert says, "I wrote a draft of a white paper on a strawman process
       to reengineer our product process."   Dogbert asks, "And what was the
       impact of that work?"  Dilbert answers, I think some owls lost their
       woodland habitats."
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