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       The Boss, Dilbert and Wally sit at a conference table.  The Boss says,
       "We need to boost our return-on-assets ratio."   Wally says, "Let's
       eliminate the security department.  That would cut expenses while
       allowing for a brisk reduction in assets."   As they walk away,
       Dilbert asks Wally, "When are you planning to tell him you were
       joking?"  Wally responds, "After I furnish my den."
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