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       The panel contains the title, "The Seven Habits of Highly Defective
       People."   The caption says, "1. Ignore any signs of discomfort in
       others."  The Boss sits across the table from a dusty skeleton and
       says, "But hey, I've been doing all of the talking."   The caption
       says, "2. Use humor to belittle people in public."  The Boss puts his
       arm around a man and tells Wally, "Our newest team member has movie
       star looks.  Specifically, Lassie."  Wally laughs.   The caption says,
       "3. Treat all complaints as the complainer's fault."  Dilbert says,
       "You don't motivate me."  The Boss replies, "Maybe you should see a
       therapist."   The caption says, "4. Show up late and raise
       controversial issues."  The Boss walks into a meeting room and says,
       "I think we should license 'Barney' as our mascot."   The caption
       says, "5. Give advice on things you don't understand."  The Boss
       points to Dilbert's monitor and says, "Try writing some assembly line
       code here."   The caption says, "6. Use compliments to show your
       prejudices." The Boss says to Alice, "Ooh, nice crisp photocopy,
       Alice.  I don't think a man could have done it better!"   The caption
       says, "7. Think the comics are not about you."  The Boss reads the
       newspaper and says, "Hee hee!  Look at the hair on that guy!"
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