Dilbert - 1995-04-30 - 
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       The Boss stands next to Dilbert's desk and says, "Let me introduce you
       to one of our engineers."   The Boss tells Dilbert, "Karen is our new
       vice president.  And you are . . .?"  Dilbert reaches to shake the
       woman's hand and replies, "Dilbert: valued employee."   The VP says,
       "I believe in open communications, Dilbert.  Feel free to talk about
       anything."  The Boss thinks, "Uh-oh."   Karen asks, "So, what were you
       working on?"  The Boss covers his eyes and thinks, "Oh no."   Dilbert
       answers, "Well . . . I was just sending an e-mail to somebody who sits
       by a window to ask if it's raining."   Dilbert continues, "If it's
       raining I'll fashion a raincoat from a large trash bag.  Watch."  
       Dilbert wears a plastic trash bag and says, "Three holes and you're
       ready to go!"   The VP asks, "Are you planning to go out at lunch?" 
       Dilbert replies, "Only if it rains."
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