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       A man tells Dilbert, "You'll be performing a 'Turing test' on our new
       artificial intelligence software."   Dilbert sits at a desk.  The
       researcher continues, "Try to determine if the responses on your
       screen come from our computer or a human in the next room."   Dilbert
       says, "I'll ask it to write a strategy for our company."   The
       computer responds, "Our strategy is to visionize quality resources
       that enhance earnings."  Dilbert thinks, "Hmm."   Dilbert says, "I'll
       ask it how to motivate employees."   The computer response says,
       "Reorganize often to improve focus.  Redefine work as 'opportunity'
       and increase it daily.  Take time to ask for opinions then explain why
       they're wrong."   Dilbert tells the researcher, "It must be a computer
       because there's no human intelligence.  Unless . . ."   Dilbert looks
       into the next room and sees the Boss sitting at a computer.  Dilbert
       says, "Nice try, boss."
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