Dilbert - 1995-04-09 - 
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       Wally sits across from the Boss's desk.  The Boss says, "We ranked all
       the engineers from best to worst."   The Boss continues, "We plan to
       get rid of the bottom ten percent.  That includes you, Wally."   Wally
       replies, "Your plan is logically flawed."   Wally continues, "If you
       fire the bottom ten percent, you'll STILL have a bottom 10%."  
       Wally continues, "You'll fire and fire, but there will always be a
       bottom 10%, until finally . . ."   Wally stands up and shouts,
       "When less than ten people are left you'll have to fire body parts
       instead of whole people!!!"   Wally screams, "We'll have torsos and
       glands wandering around unable to use keyboards . . . Blood and bile
       everywhere!!!"   Dilbert asks, "How'd it go?"  Wally replies, "He
       fired my hair."
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