Dilbert - 1995-03-24 -
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Dilbert sits in his cubicle. He asks Dogbert, "How could the
Elbonians afford to buy this company? Their whole country is just
mud." Dogbert imagines a television screen showing an Elbonian
holding a container with the figure "$119.95" above him. Dogbert
answers, "They packaged the mud and sold it as a cosmetic on the
'Couch Shopping Network.' They made trillions." Hugging his knees
to his chest, Dilbert comments, "At least they know how to manage
resources." Dogbert replies, "They sold their entire country in
little jars. Most Elbonians perished in molten lava at the Earth's
core."
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