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       Dogbert stands on a desk and tells the Boss, "I hired a new director
       of Human Resources to handle the downsizing."   Dogbert continues, "I
       needed somebody who acts like a friend but secretly delights in the
       misery of all people."   Catbert stands on a monitor and says to an
       employee, "We need to talk, Paul.  But first I'm going to bat your
       head around and scratch you."  Paul responds, "Hee hee!!  That's so
       cute!"
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