Dilbert - 1995-03-15 - 
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 (IMG) 1995-03-15
       Dogbert sits at a conference table with the Boss and three other
       managers.  Dogbert says, "Your stock was $30 per share when I offered
       to buy the company, but thanks to some timely leaks to the media your
       value has plunged."   Dogbert continues, "However, if you sell right
       now I'll pay the full $30 for your stock."  The Boss says, "I
       recommend we do it."   A manager hands the signed contract back to
       Dogbert and says, "Done.  $30 per share is more than fair."  Dogbert
       replies, "Yeah, 'per share' would have been fair.  Anybody want a
       copy?"  The Boss looks shocked.
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